...Unless you use a headless browser to make crawlers understand your page!
There are a lot of good headless browsers already, but all of them require some more work to be done on them to start working as you'd expect. Configuration files, libraries,
That's why I ended up doing my own headless browser! Just to make things clear, it's not done from 0. In fact, it's less than 50 lines of code. It's based on Qt4 and WebKit and there's even a PHP example! You'll probably want to use something like that. Maybe you'll also want to read Google's advices about all this stuff.
Enough writing, here is the GitHub repo. Enjoy!
Edit (1 year later): I just found Prerender. Haven't tried it yet (lack of time), but I think it gets the job done.